I often still need directions in a strange town. Google Maps on my phone is not oriented in the way that I am going so when the map shows you going right, you often need to go left because the map is upside down. Then if you find the button that allows you to reorient the map, you still need to know which cardinal direction you are facing to correctly reorient the map. If you put on voice instructions, google maps often gives them to you to early so “turn right at the next intersection” is actually “turn right at the second next intersection” since google wasn’t counting a side street.
Weight loss is a positive side effect for many of us yet very bad in certain medical conditions. I recall thinking how happy my mom would have been if she had realized how much weight she lost with cancer.
i didn’t get it. Then I found a reference to dabbing as a dangerous way to consume marijuana. The placement of the plants could look a bit like dabbing a bingo card so the joke would be what type of dabbing caused the death. and I found the bicycle reference and I found a reference to dabbing cosmetics on your face. It seems that dabbing is a very versatile verb.
I think the joke is that most of us miss the bluebird of happiness because it is actually green. In looking up the bluebird of happiness on the internet, apparently it can be green.
I have heard it said that nature makes babies so cute because they need so much care and no one would do it if they aren’t cute. Teenagers are miserable to live with for this exact reason: to ensure that they leave the nest and that their parents don’t cling onto them.
I often still need directions in a strange town. Google Maps on my phone is not oriented in the way that I am going so when the map shows you going right, you often need to go left because the map is upside down. Then if you find the button that allows you to reorient the map, you still need to know which cardinal direction you are facing to correctly reorient the map. If you put on voice instructions, google maps often gives them to you to early so “turn right at the next intersection” is actually “turn right at the second next intersection” since google wasn’t counting a side street.