Winning the Lottery.
Just send the spider to France. Where the spider can feast on French Flies. And in Paris, the city of love, it might meet another spider and become a newlyweb.
And it’s a flat calm sea too.
I was taught to read by reading “Green Eggs & Ham”.
What do you call a killing before yoga practice?
A pre-meditated murder.
Waldo should meditate more.
Maybe then he could find himself.
Did you guys hear about the guy who meditated in the middle of a storm?
He said it was a very “in lightening” experience.
What happens when you stop going to your meditation group?
You get Dis-ohmmmm’d.
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation.
I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tennis tournament.
Winning the Lottery.