My wife owns several pairs of reading glasses. One day she was looking for some. She searched high and low for a while, and finally found a pair in another room. She went to put them on, only to notice something was in her way. It was the pair of glasses she was already wearing.
There are many land-grant universities that use the name “Aggies” for their team. There are Aggies in New Mexico, Utah, California, and these are just the ones I know. I graduated from one such school and say proudly that I am a True Aggie!
Oh, ye (me) of little faith.