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1. about 2 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

   Frostbite!

2. about 2 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   Little Timmy is shopping with his mom at the grocery store.

   Timmy asks if they could get some animal crackers. Mom says it’s ok and puts the box in the shopping cart. Right away, Timmy opens up the box and starts rummaging through the crackers.

   Mom says, “Timmy, you aren’t supposed to open the box until after we pay for it!”

   Timmy replies, “But the box says ‘Don’t purchase if the seal is broken’!”

3. about 3 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   Justice is a dish best served cold.

   If it was warm, it would be justwater.

4. about 3 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   Wow, Iron man…

   How did you get those creases out?

5. about 3 hours ago on Breaking Cat News
   guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.

   She stuck her head out and said, “Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…”

6. about 3 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   An old one but still funny. n eight-year-old attended his first wedding, and after the ceremony his younger brother asked him: “How many women can a guy marry?”

   “16,” said the eight-year-old.

   “How did you figure that out?” asked the younger boy.

   “Simple. I listened to the minister and added them up: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer. That’s 16!”

7. 7 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Q. What do you call people who sleep in socks?

   A. Tiny

8. 7 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   I’m a die-hard protester, as opposed to my students.

   They’re all anti-test-ers.

9. 7 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, “Now, I’d like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine.”

   Several people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one obviously overweight members said, “I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise frequently.” “Hmm?” said the director. “And are you sure you have nothing else to add?” “Well, yes,” said the member. “I lie extensively.”

10. 7 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one a wish.

    The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof – the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said, “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me.” So the fairy picked up her wand and poof – the husband was 90