When I was a kid, we used to burn them in an incinerator in the backyard, which was a 50 gallon drum with some holes punched near the bottom and a piece of screen on top. Of course, in those days, the sky was blue.
…or on stage:During a performance at University of California, San Diego’s Mandeville Hall, Dick Shawn suffered a heart attack and collapsed face-down on the stage. The audience initially assumed that it was part of his act. After he had remained motionless for several minutes, a stage hand examined him and asked if a physician was present.
…not that there’s anything wrong with that.