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1. about 16 hours ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Sigh, here we go again…

2. 2 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Ah-choo!

3. 3 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   I had no problem with the snakes, bugs or monkey brains. It was the first sacrifice scene that got to me.

4. 4 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Beware of The Blob, it creeps

   And leaps and glides and slides

   Across the floor

   Right through the door

   And all around the wall

   A splotch, a blotch

   Be careful of The Blob

5. 4 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Don’t forget the all-time favorite: “Young Frankenstein”.

   Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck’s?

   Igor: [pause, then] No.

   Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?

   Igor: Then you won’t be angry?

   Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.

   Igor: Abby someone.

   Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?

   Igor: Abby… Normal.

   Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?

   Igor: I’m almost sure that was the name.

   Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? [grabs Igor and starts throttling him] Is that what you’re telling me?!?

6. 5 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Are they “ill-tempered”?

   Well, that’s a start…

7. 5 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Depends on the movie.

   I still can’t watch Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom all these years later due to seeing it as a young kid. The first sacrifice scene is what got to me.

8. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   They do, in the form of Government cheese (or “Gub’mint Cheez”).

9. 6 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Yes there is, and I’ve got the high A1C level to prove it.

10. 6 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    I like your handle. Great band.