Ned Flanders told his ex-wife “No Footlongs” before she went out for snax at the ballgame. She replied “They embarrass you” (or something similar), which is very suggestive of Ned’s anatomy.
Davey Crockett the Second! (But they needed him [DC 1] at The Alamo). I’m Fess’n up, DC was popular when I was in High School (? your Middle School, before College).
Take both.