Ted Rall for December 31, 2007

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Decision 2008 Fake maverick. I don't play that way, John! I love you, George! Fake Christian. Mormons are just like any other large Christian voting bloc! Fake hero. Look, mom! I'm at ground zero! Fake black. "Biracial" doesn't get you 14% of the vote. Fake woman. Not femme enough?!? I'll kick your @*#!! Fake Joe six pack. More like Joe hundred thousand pack! Fake choice. Vote don't care. Vote pretend to care. Fake election. With 9 out 9 supreme court justices reporting in, we can project the winner! Fake voters. I'm holding out for a fake fake. You're not even registered to vote.