Ted Rall for June 28, 2008
June 26, 2008
June 30, 2008
Transcript:
Like Bush, Obama supports phone companies who violate our civil liberties. Unlike Bush, however, Obama is cute, and intelligent. I hear you havin' phone sex. Haw! Your copy of infinite jest looks worn. I'll mail you a new one. Obama plans to continue Bush's domestic wiretapping program. However, Obama will read our email and listen to our phone calls in his own fun and whimsical style. I hacked into David Brooks' column and changed all the commas to hyphens. How smashing! After 2009, only registered republicans will be bundled into unmarked vans and sent to who-knows-where, mostly republicans. Talk - or I hit "play." No! No more emo! Obama: change like you can't believe. Actual quote: "I support [spying on Americans], but... I will carefully monitor the program." "Monitoring"?! That's the prob -
