Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 26, 2013
April 25, 2013
April 27, 2013
Transcript:
Man: Take the girl. Let the piranhas have the man! Rip: Not so fast, Karnov! Ka-arrow Man: Arrgh! Rip: Fatso here for Cobra! It's a fair trade! Man: You've destroyed his chances at a soccer career! He'd rather die! Glenn, C'mon! Remember when I saved you in the Congo? Aw geez, Suki. Sometimes I wish you had just let the monster apes eat me!
Hey, somebody remembered that old Data East NES game!