Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 05, 2013
Transcript:
Rip Haywire Rip: Ouch! Stop hitting me with that pistola! Now I forgot where I was in my story - Steve: Sorry, you were on a mission with your mom. I covered her like any 9-year-old kid with tactical experience would - but I made it clear this was my last job. I thought mom understood me that it was time for us to be a typical couch potato family. Boy, did I get a sucker punch surprise after we finished the mission. Mom: I've got another job to do, Kiddo. And it's not for kay-bee toys! The coast is clear, Rip! From here you can catch a boat to the states. It was hasta la vista, baby, after the mission. If I didn't want in, I was out like fondue parties. Mom: So long, Rip. Make sure you clean your gun after practice. Open a lemonade stand in my name or something - It stung like trained killer bees when they all dive in your moth - I was so stupid to think any top secret agent in the field would give up Friday night ninja fights to watch "full house."
So is Rip’s mom’s hair patterned after Steve Canyon’s blond-with-a-black-streak look?