Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 03, 2013
July 02, 2013
July 04, 2013
Transcript:
Breezy: Crystal ball! Show Rip his future with Cobra! Cobra: Oh, Rip, darling! You've made me the happiest pirate queen in Polynesia! Rip: Ha, see? We're like Joanie and Chachie! Cobra: Lock my slave away in the dungeon! I wonder how many blood diamonds I can buy with all this inherited pirate loot? Breezy: See? See? She tricked you for her own greedy purposes! Rip: This crystal ball is worse than coleco-vision! It's obviously broken!
Thought sure the crystal ball would show Rip and Cobra married, living in DePere Wisconsin, with six kids. Figured that would scare the snot out of Rip, and make him ditch Cobra.