Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for October 04, 2009
Transcript:
Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Joan: We're going from WHINERY to WINERY for my birthday. Man: How nice. What other wineries have you visited? Joan: VISITED?! I LIVE in a whinery! Man: I see...what's your specialty? Joan: THAT'S a great way to put it. I think our most POPULAR whines are... Joan: "I'm NOT tired!!" "I don'WANNA!" "MamamamamamamamaMAMA!!" and the EVER popular - Joan: "EAEAEAEAEAHHH!" Man: That's a very complex selection. Joan: It's evolved over time. Val: Wait 'til you get..."EVERYBODY has a celll phhonnne!!" Gramma Evie: That's a slightly more MATURE grape, I mean gripe...
The wine gets older, “why can’t I have a new car/dishwasher/fur coat/diamond ring. Later I know I’ll hear, “Why can’t you donate your body to science and save the cost of a funeral.