Ted Rall for July 03, 2008
June 30, 2008
July 05, 2008
Transcript:
Obama's opaque oratory causes liberals to project their beliefs onto him. He hasn't said he's a liberal. But he is. You can tell from his skin color. It's obvious. Wishful guessing about Obama's secret agenda has become the national pastime. He'll give out free hats. He'll put the lhasa apso on the dollar! Even conservatives find infinite comfort in his refusal to say anything. A nice man like Barack wouldn't tax a nice millionaire like me. But he would bomb Iran. In the future, the presidency will invariably go to the most incommunicative candidate. Isn't he supposed to blink once for "yes"? Have faith! We don't need a blink! Star Treks capt. Pike for prez.
