Ted Rall for October 18, 2010
Transcript:
The last 2 workers in the U.S. Woman: You're fired. Man: You can't fire me. If I'm gone, who will fire you? Woman: First, I'll fire you. Then I'll quit. Man: You're lying. I'll fire you first. Then I'll quit. Woman: I have as much respect for shareholder value as you. Wait- what if we fire each other? Man: No good, layoffs require hierarchy. Woman: I'm stumped. Wanna buy a good and/or service? Man: What? How much? And the economy was reborn!