Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 19, 2008

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling The Elm Street Over-Scheduled Gang Boy #1: Reilly says last night he saw a LIGHT on in the old abandoned shack! Boy #2: Let's investigate! Boy #1: Well, I Tennis My Mom Drive ...piano lesson. Boy #3: Tuesday's no good bec My speech therapy... Boy #2: Robotics, socc Science Facts For The Immature This week: The Tufted Titmouse Voice: Snort SNICKER One of the tufted titmouse's natural defenses is its ability to neutralize predators by inducing giggling fits! Marital Mirth Wife: Your failures have ruined my life. Husband: So shoot me. BAM The Natural Selection of Ideas Man & Woman #1: Natural selection drives evolution. Man & Woman #2: T'aint no evolution. 25 Years Later Man, Woman & Boy: Natural selection drives Crowd: T'AINT NO EVOLUTION! The Floating Head of Irrelevant and Wrong Predictions Man: When I meet Louie, he'll get what's coming! Man: The Floating Head of Irrelevant and Wrong Predictions! Floating Head: Jude Law will be elected mayor of Dollywood. Man: GASP Castaway Capers