Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 12, 2008
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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix A Million Monkeys At A Million Typewriters KLICK KLICK KLICK KLICK KLACK KLICK KLICK KLICK KLICK KLICK KLACK KLICK Monkey: But how can I credibly delay Hamlet's revenge until Act V? Dinkle, The UNlovable Loser BOOP BOOP BOOP RING Man: Hello? Dinkle: Is there a JOHN there? Man: Yes, this is John Gly Dinkle: THEN WHERE DO YOU... The Epic/ Brutal Report Man: Dudes, we got 14 inches of fresh powder last night! Men: EPIC! Man: And yet, the three of us are still vacuous buttholes. Men: BRUTAL! The Elm Street Over-Scheduled Gang Boy #1: A rare baseball card was stolen from Manny's Collectibles. Boy #2: Meet at the SECRET HIDEOUT after school to discuss clues! Boy #1: Carla, can you drive me to Boy #2: Hi, Mom? Can I have a ride after school? Boy #3: Can u drive today pls aft Bruno The Philosopher Fish Bruno: There is the bowl. Bruno: Beyond the bowl is the room. Bruno: And the room must be infinite... Bruno: For what could possibly be beyond the room? Christina's World of Housework Gags "On Mondays, I do the vacuuming, and that really sucks." Coffee Capers "Oh, you like it? It's the new Joni Mitchell CD. We sell it here. I'll get you a copy." Incomprehensible Suffering Funnies "Where the hell are my glaucoma pills, Phyllis?"
I remember that call. I was perplexed by it.