Don ask me.
Better than a hand basket of porcupines, I’ve been told.
Hey, what’s up Chuck?
“You can be polite, or you can be dead and polite. The specifics are up to you.”
Victims of the friendship goblin lose their eyes. That’s why you never see them again.
“We evolve a more effective denial mechanism.”
“You’re not a dog owner, you’re a self-cleaning towel.”
The path less traveled runs right into a tar pit. It’s less traveled for a reason. The road more traveled has air-conditioned convenience stores.
Electronic panel box near the front door, just outside the elevator showing alarm sensors for fire, gas leak and other stuff I can’t read because it’s in Japanese.
Nonsense vortex in three… two… one…
“Are you using this keyboard? This lap? This book?”
Better than a hand basket of porcupines, I’ve been told.