Lemontong p1

Kwen Free

Recent Comments

  1. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Let’s begin your speech with: “Look at yourself, UNICORNS…”. That should buy you a few days (years?) to write a new one.

  2. 2 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I told you not to try human conditioner instead of your usual “Divine Mane Moon Dew Sublime Golden Nectar Quintessence”

  3. 2 days ago on Pickles

    Laugh while you can, kid! This “Squish” will come back to haunt you one day, you know? As hard as it feels to believe now… And, for your information, that’s “confortable”, not “obese”.

  4. 2 days ago on Lio

    Muenster is Munster monster-child. No respectful Munster will ever let itself be “sliced”. (Or , Heavens forbid, came anywhere near the likes of industrial! mayo!)

  5. 2 days ago on Flo and Friends

    Just like those Booker Prize books whose bookmarks never moved in the past 3 years?

  6. 3 days ago on Buckles

    “In”?

  7. 4 days ago on Barney & Clyde

    I keep a stack of technical and medical notices beside my phone (I like Polish and Japanese versions the best) to read out in case of cold calls. Works a charm everytime.

  8. 5 days ago on Pickles

    And that’s the carpet cleaning sorted to.

  9. 8 days ago on Pickles

    And, no matter what happens, don’t OPEN the closet!

  10. 8 days ago on Flo and Friends

    Depends… Are you thinking of trying this project at your parents home or mine?