Many men don’t.
I thought the Poseidon Adventure (The Poopside Down Affair) was the first.
With mothers like her………………
Probably she could. lol
That is one of the oldest gags in comic book history.
Wake up to it in your sink? Don’t you wash the dishes after eating? lol
What some people call “frugal”, others call “cheap”. lol
Norm? Not flub something (everything)? Now that is a miracle.
I will assume you were using “tongue in cheek” humor. lol
Don’t quit your day job.
Many men don’t.