1 and Done by Eric Scott for September 14, 2018

THIS is laugh out loud funny!

Snake eyes!

Uh Oh, he was out on a booty call.

Boot the heel out of the house! Has he no sole?

…and where’s your twin brother!?

He was doing the Tube Snake Boogie with ZZ Top.

At least when he got drunk, he didn’t wake up with an embarrassing tattoo!

Well dear, when I tell you what happened you’ll get a kick out of it.

Woke up like that and found he was married. Meet the better half.

“You smell like an old shoe! I can’t look at you! I know you’ve been out doing who knows what!”

If she doesn’t believe you, boot her out. (or would “give her the boot” have been better?)

“You’ve changed, Fred. You’re not the snake I loved anymore.”

Gary Larson could not have done better.

Jesus, Star Wars, cats, now rattlesnakes…