1 and Done by Eric Scott for February 24, 2020

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    you gotta be kitten…

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Nothing can be done.

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    Bex Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Cat: “So are you just gonna lay there bleeding, or are you gonna feed me?”

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    syzygy47  over 4 years ago

    Suck it up buttercup.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’m pretty sure I heard that cats can fly. Give it a try.

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    tcayer  over 4 years ago

    When I lay down on the couch, I get from 1 to 3 cats sitting on me. Any time my wife wants me to do something I say “But there’s a cat on me!”

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Why would you want to? Close your eyes, breathe deeply, and in five minutes you’ll both be sound asleep.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Another case of feline paralysis.

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