Stoned Jesus
Easter already?
Can’t walk on water with holes in feet.
Just needs drapes.
A bit irreverent – but at least is shows him as alive
It’s only rock and roll. He should get a trainer to prepare him. Sisyphus might be available. (Wait a minute. If the stone rolls on the inside, how did anyone put it in place and get out?)
Jesus didn’t need to roll the stone away. An angel did that mainly to show that He was no longer there.
If Jesus saves,
well He’d better save Himself
From the gory glory seekers who use His name in death
Oh Jesus save me
Well, I saw Him in the city and on the mountains of the moon
His cross was rather bloody
He could hardly roll His stone
-Tull
♪ roll away the stone, don’t leave me here alone…
Back in the Day
Eric Scott
C over 2 years ago
Stoned Jesus
pschearer Premium Member over 2 years ago
Easter already?
Zykoic over 2 years ago
Can’t walk on water with holes in feet.
Ubintold over 2 years ago
Just needs drapes.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
A bit irreverent – but at least is shows him as alive
MeGoNow Premium Member over 2 years ago
It’s only rock and roll. He should get a trainer to prepare him. Sisyphus might be available. (Wait a minute. If the stone rolls on the inside, how did anyone put it in place and get out?)
Doug K over 2 years ago
Jesus didn’t need to roll the stone away. An angel did that mainly to show that He was no longer there.
LJZ Premium Member over 2 years ago
If Jesus saves,
well He’d better save Himself
From the gory glory seekers who use His name in death
Oh Jesus save me
Well, I saw Him in the city and on the mountains of the moon
His cross was rather bloody
He could hardly roll His stone
-Tull
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
♪ roll away the stone, don’t leave me here alone…