9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 28, 2001

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"Guiding in silence through a steaming tropical swamp." "The crocodile imperceptibly closes in on its unwary, hapless prey." "Excuse me." "Ma'am." "Could you swim a little more um, conventionally? You're beginning to alarm everyone else in the pool." "Lap lane fascists." Life Guard