9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 02, 2002
January 01, 2002
January 03, 2002
Transcript:
"I just made myself acceptable to warring groups of neighborhood bullies by supplying both sides with serodynamically superior snowballs." "For money?" "No, the sight of a colony of microcephalic prehominoids pounding each other into cryogenic stupors is payment enough." "But what if they turn on you." "An arms dealer? Is nothing sacred?"
