9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 09, 2002
Transcript:
Thorax: "Would you kindly senior citizens happen to have seen a floating quantum rift in the space-time continuum? It's about the size of a garbage can and answers to the name Arthur." Old Amos: "I KNEW there'd be a plausible explanation!" Old Edda: "Mom told me marrying a Star Trek geek would catch up with me."