9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 07, 2004

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"Why do you keep that old skin magazine of dad's?" "I take it out occasionally to refresh my memory of what it was like to have a man of such tastes at close quarters." "Oddly, I had a momentary flight of fancy... I was wondering what it must be like to live life as pneumatic, microwit bimboid... and just for a moment she had my face..." "That's amazing I was wondering what it's like to be a centerfold, and for a second she had..." "Your face too."