9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 29, 2004

Transcript:

"Forgive me, but isn't this protest a little pointless?" "The world is upside down. Ergo, so am I." "But who is going to know?" "It's conscientious. Nobody needs to see it." "Fortunate, given that you are as old as you are and look as silly as you look." "And don't think the gesture you're making with your toes is lost on me."