9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 21, 2004
Transcript:
"May I ask you a question?" "Sure." "A very intimate, personal question?" "Um, all...right..." "A probing, incisive, deeply introspective, intensely revealing psychological examination of the darkest corners of your ID type of personal question?" "I hate it when she knots my shoelaces together and strides away."