9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 18, 2006

Transcript:

"So, Edda, would you like to spend Christmas under my Christmas tree...tearing off your gift wrapping?" "Does everything you say have to contain risque metaphor and double entendre?" "But if it didn't, I'd just be making...conversation." "That is a cross you'd have to bear." "Wait a minute. Spell 'bear'."