9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 07, 2008

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"My cellist is unable to go onstage because his nose is full of coins? ...And why is that?" "He was trying to impress me... and he's not your cellist!" "They're quarters, really." "I can't help but think that if you did something to make yourself more alluring than a floor lamp, he'd fine more creative ways to impress you." "Oh, it's all my fault!?" "I never use change smaller than quarters."