9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 31, 2011
Transcript:
Amos: I just walked by the Cignet store on Broadway. there was a pod of high school jocks plastered to the glass, saliva forming in a pool around their feet. And their speculation about you was.... Edda: Ah, then you saw my new undies poster in the window. Amos: Actually, no. Edda: Unseemly? Amos: Yes. Edda: yes. edda: indecent? Amos: ...lewd? Amos: yes. Edda: Exciting? Amos: Oh, lordy, yes.