9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 20, 2013
Transcript:
Man: What would you have done if sven had proposed marriage to you? Woman: you mean, ascend the storied heights of parnassus, borne in his arms, there to know true ecstasy as no woman has known ecstasy? Man: No, I mean realistically. Man: When you're 62 and have hinky bridgework, never bring up gritty realism. Woman: there's my boy.