9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 12, 2017
Transcript:
Woman: so, we really have to go through the marriage solemnization again because your parents don't know we already conducted a lay ceremony. Man: Which they couldn't attend because..... woman:..this bed would have gotten rather overcrowded. Man: And furthermore, they think.... woman: we're guilty of... man: ..making whoopee. Woman: doesn't the king james bible employ a different word for that? Man: I prefer a more modern translation from the aramaic. Woman: By F. scott fitzgerald? Man: He may have had a hand in it.