9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for March 09, 2023

Step 1: Take step one.

Wear ghillies, sight, breathe, press.

Maybe you should just read Spy vs Spy.

Someone’s been reading that book before you!

Hmmmmm ? Sounds like, " Outsmarting The Sociopath Next Door , by Martha Stout "

It may be too late.

I went to the paranoid therapy clinic for the first time yesterday. The receptionist gave me paperwork to fill out to see the doctor. When I handed them back in she told me to have a seat and everyone would be out to get me.

“Do unto others before they do unto you”.

One I remember from my sadly missed collection of Mad

“Dis for double-cross, a way tried and true To outshaft other people before they shaft you “

(mentally questioning ‘shaft’ but close)

There’s a hole in that theory. :)

Step Number 1. Always be aware of your surroundings…..

Great! Makes me think of Charles Addams cartoons

NOT what he foresaw…

Demoting the hard way…

Just because you are paranoid, doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.