Never ask a question if you can’t handle all the possible answers, never play a game unless you’re prepared to lose, and never present yourself as a target unless you’re prepared for the worst - ahem - projectile.
My friend tells this funny story about his parents. They are dressed up and on their way to his bosses house for dinner in their convertible, with the top down. His mother wants the top put up so her hair won’t get messy, but dad refuses. Shortly thereafter, a sea gull lets go with a big, messy splot that lands on top of dad’s head and quickly spreads down his forehead. Mom laughs so hard that she pees her pants.
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
Never ask a question if you can’t handle all the possible answers, never play a game unless you’re prepared to lose, and never present yourself as a target unless you’re prepared for the worst - ahem - projectile.
cleokaya over 15 years ago
My friend tells this funny story about his parents. They are dressed up and on their way to his bosses house for dinner in their convertible, with the top down. His mother wants the top put up so her hair won’t get messy, but dad refuses. Shortly thereafter, a sea gull lets go with a big, messy splot that lands on top of dad’s head and quickly spreads down his forehead. Mom laughs so hard that she pees her pants.