Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for September 25, 1996
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Computer: You have mail. Dear Adamathome. It's come to my attention that you've been doling out good old-fashioned advice to many of global on-line's subscribers for nothing. As president of G.O.L. I'm prepared to offer you free unlimited on-line access for your exclusive services. Adam: Throw in a mouse pad and you've got a deal.