Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 21, 1997

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Clayton: Listen!.... Up on the roof!....Footsteps! Katy: They're just squirrels. Clayton: And what are squirrels?..but teeny-tiny reindeer! Katy: How do you think a man as big as Santa fits down a chimmey? Clayton: Baby oil. Sometimes he uses hand lotion. Katy: And reindeer. How do they fly?? Clayton: It's not the reindeer. They just pull the sleigh fast enough, kinda like an engine to create "lift". It's Santa's sleigh that actually does the flying. We studied "lift" and "drag" last year in school. Katy: Well, what's got me is how Santa's able to cover the entire globe in one night. Clayton: He doesn't, really. Half the world doesn't celebrate Christmas. Adam: Ahhhh, the mystery, magic and wonderment that is Christmas. Katy: What about bathroom breaks?