Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 20, 1999
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Man: We have a big meet this weekend against Meadowbrook swim team. I want everyone to get plenty of rest the night before. Yes, Clayton? Clayton: Is it true their swim coach is Kevin Costner and that their team is half fish/half human?? Young boy: I'm too young to be swallowed whole. Katy: You're not getting me into that water! Man: Don't listen to such rumors. You'll only psych yourselves out. Young child: Ick!! And fish go to the bathroom in water, too!! Young child: I'm not swimming that day!!