Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 04, 2000
Transcript:
Clayton: Dad, I'm very disappointed in this new millennium. I thought things would be different from the last one. Instead, the weather's pretty much the same. Even you and mom are pretty much the same. Therefore, I think you should triple my allowance!...Now that would be a change! Adam: Fine. Right after I make your bed time 6:30 P.M. Clayton: No, no, no. The whole idea is to move forward, not backward.