Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 26, 2000
Transcript:
Clayton: I was thinking of taking up golf and becoming the next Tiger Woods. But then I found out he started swinging a club before he could walk or something. (Sigh) I'm an old man at seven. I don't stand a chance. Little boy: There's always the senior men's tour. Clayton: Nah. I hate wearing polyester.