Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 27, 2002
Transcript:
Returns clerk: What do you mean you want to return the sweater your mother sent you?! The woman who gave you life! The woman who kissed your "boo-boos" and made them better!... The woman wo smeared Vicks Vapo Rug all over your chest when you had a bad cold! Shoppers: Shame on you! Hissss!