Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 17, 2009

Do do doofus!

COMMUNICATION!

No skin off of your nose. it is Adam’s responsibility.

Isn’t barbecuing just that? Standing by the barbie and flipping burgers? Yea sure. Adam you are in the doghouse now!

Yeah sure now she has to go buy thne hamburger meat ,hot dogs ,buns.

If he volunteered that means he’s doing it all. She should just tell him she likes her burger medium.

hope he has a BIG grill!

Hope he doesn’t grill the way Ed Crankshaft does!! Stand by Fire Dept.

good luck with that adam, uhm when you volunteered to bbq for the block party, you should have made to clear for everyone to bring their own food, a better idea would have been a pot luck dinner for this event.

Hey Joe…Crankshaft only PRETENDS to hate kids. Have you seen some of the things he does for them?

Now, he hates mailboxes…

Sorry, but I love this one, and it seemed appropriate here:

“We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine… (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine… (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine… (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her ‘night off ’ and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women!”

ushindi, there’s only one comment that fits your post. WOW!!!

Ushindi- You hit the nail on the head. If you are married, I hope YOU don’t do that to your wife! LOL

People - I would love to take credit for this, but it was something sent to me by a friend a couple of weeks ago - passed around the internet. As I said, it seemed to be a good fit here today. Feel free to pass it on yourself.

Why are Laura’s eyebrows drawn on top of her hair