Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 21, 2010

Open thee door, or we will be encouraged to kick thee door down.

Oh, now that the Saints have won the Super Bowl, it’s a “pedestrian diversion”???

Only for the educated among us, jmd. We get to pick last!!!! Woohoo!!!

I wonder if one of those English-Lit thugs is English Teacher. …

I LOVE this storyline. What are the legends laura refers to?

Wouldn’t they just stay to correct his grammar?

Bad grammar makes me (sic)

“Who’s there?” “Nay, answer me! Stand and unfold yourself!” – Hamlet (opening lines)

Or, if you prefer, from the Scottish play: Here’s a knocking indeed! If a man were porter of Hell Gate, he should have old turning the key. (Knock.) Knock, knock, knock! Who’s there, i’ the name of Beelzebub? Here’s a farmer, that hang’d himself on th’ expectation of plenty. Come in time! Have napkins enow about you; here you’ll sweat for’t. (Knock.) Knock, knock! Who’s there, in the other devil’s name? Faith, here’s an equivocator, that could swear in both the scales against either scale, who committed treason enough for God’s sake, yet could not equivocate to heaven. O, come in, equivocator. (Knock.) Knock, knock, knock! Who’s there? Faith here’s an English tailor come hither, for stealing out of a French hose: come in, tailor; here you may roast your goose. (Knock.) Knock, knock! Never at quiet! What are you? But this place is too cold for hell. I’ll devil-porter it no further: I had thought to have let in some of all professions that go the primrose way to the everlasting bonfire. (Knock.) Anon, anon!