Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 09, 2011
February 08, 2011
February 10, 2011
Transcript:
Adam; I feel like everybody's staring at me and my new clean look. Adam; Fearing the dome. Admiring the dome. Look. That cute woman is checking me out. Adam; Uh-oh. She's coming over. Don't panic. Your beautiful bald head has made you irresistible. Woman; Can I borrow the crossword? Adam; I'm flattered, but I can't... I'm married.
dante.deangelo almost 14 years ago
Good call Adam. Crosswords are the first step toward divorce
Nortley almost 14 years ago
He did, but he didn’t glue them back in quite the right places.
Destiny23 almost 14 years ago
Enjoy your little fantasy world there, Adam!
NE1956 almost 14 years ago
… and somewhat of a dope.
His ears looks like he stole Mr. Potatohead’s ears. He might as well give them back since he isn’t really using them.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
How do you borrow a crossword? If he hasn’t filled it in, he either won’t give it to her or, if he does, he won’t need it back. It’s like “borrowing” somebody’s sandwich…
benbrilling almost 14 years ago
I fear some of Adam’s brain cells were in the now absent hair.
linwoodbragg almost 14 years ago
I think you’re being a bit too literal Fritzoid. Saying “borrow” vs “have” is the equivalent of softening a request. If Adam thinks she’s just going to look at instead of try to finish it, he shaved down too far.
Sky1946 almost 14 years ago
Adam is having delusions of grandeur. Clearly he can’t see himself clearly in the mirror to know how stupid he looks. He was no prize when he had hair, and now without hair —well let’s just say that I don’t know how Laura can stand him!
lin4869 almost 14 years ago
Not as bad as asking to borrow a tissue!
jpozenel almost 14 years ago
Obviously a ploy on her part!
rabbitwarren almost 14 years ago
She totally wants to dot Adam’s “i”.