Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 27, 2011
Transcript:
Katy; Mom, I think I'm getting sick. Laura; Oh no! Do you think you got it from school? Katy; No, I cover myself in a thin layer of sanitizer at all times at school. Laura; O... K... How do you think you got sick? Katy; Well, I was playing chess with dad last night and he sneezed on me. Laura; You're not buying that it's allergies? Katy; I coughed up something green this morning. Either I'm an alien or dad gave me his "allergies." Laura; Believe it or not, I think I have Sigourney Weaver's number.
as363 over 13 years ago
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Lyons Group, Inc. over 13 years ago
Double ..
NE1956 over 13 years ago
^ guess you had to be there. :-)
Now on to Adam. You sneezed on your little daughter and made her cough up ‘something green’? Your punishment is a one hour meeting with Hillburn at the waste management center. Make that 75 minutes, because he’ll be 15 minutes late just because he can.
alan.gurka over 13 years ago
Ah! The old “sneeze on your opponent to distract their attention” gambit. It works everytime, although sometimes it takes a day or so to fully develop its maximum effect.
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
I sincerely hope Katie doesn’t get Mom’s Alien reference! She’s WAY too young for those movies!!