Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 04, 2012
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Adam: Today's the anniversary of the end of the battle of El Alamein. Clayton: El Alamen? Adam: World War two. English vs. the Germans in the North African desert. Clayton: Who won? Adam: The English. Ran Rommel out of town. It marked the beginning of the end for the Germans in North Africa. British general Bernard Montgomery and his troops destroyed more than 400 German Panzer tanks. Clayton: How do you know so much about this? Adam: I happen to be a World War two afcionado. Clayton: You? I thought you were more of an ice cream sundae aficionado. The two are not mutually exclusive. In fact, from now on... Call me "The Desert Fox."
poppy1313 about 12 years ago
He got his just desserts
pschearer Premium Member about 12 years ago
Yes, we all rolled our eyes. (Doesn’t “to role one’s eyes” deserve a word of its own? I nominate “splork”.)
geokin Premium Member about 12 years ago
Funny how it was the English that fought the Germans, with a British General ? Did the Welsh, Scots and Irish not fight in North Africa ? The battle was won by the allies ie Australians, British, New Zealanders, Indians, South Africans, French and Poles.
Kombul Premium Member about 12 years ago
The number of 400 tanks (i.e. 4 complete division, the Afrika-Korps had only 2 tank divisions assigned) is utter nonsens. At the beginning of the battle Rommel had about 30 operable tanks left, thanks to efficient allied cutting off his supplies via the Mediterranean.
cf. Boog/Rahn et al. “Die Welt im Krieg 1941-1943” vol. 2 pp. 688ff
The Reader Premium Member about 12 years ago
Ooooh! All that setup.
Jeff0811 about 12 years ago
Adam could also be known as a Sundae Warrior.
Lyle F'tore about 12 years ago
@Omnius is right. In Roy Jenkins “Churchill” there’s a good account of the battle.
runar about 12 years ago
It’s easy to tell that Rommel was a superb warrior and an excellent commander – his enemies respected him.
bigsnooze about 12 years ago
Rommel couldn’t get gas for his tanks because it was over $4.00 a gallon
steelersneo about 12 years ago
Rommel, you magnificent b@5+@rd! I read your book!
Davepostmp about 12 years ago
Masters of bad puns were around long before Pastis; he is still learning from them, I’m sure.
linwoodbragg about 12 years ago
Frank and Earnest have been doing bad puns far before Stephen Pastis ever picked up a pen
Kombul Premium Member about 12 years ago
@ Omnius
Don´t try to “correct” posts while only being able to “quote” the title of a book.Boog et al. wrote as members of the “Militärgeschichtlichen Forschungsamt” and had all the german files at hand.
You confuse the battle of El Alamein with the overall German campaign (“operation Theseus”) which started with the fights around Gazala from 26 May until 17 June and continued with the taking of Tobruk. in late June 1942.After this clashes came the advance which was halted at El Alamein, the battle proper starting on July 1st.
On June 22th the 21th Panzerdivision filed a report stating they were down to 40 tanks (Boog p. 728), and even before the battle of El Alamein started (1st July) they were down to 23 (Boog p.729), on the 27th the “Kriegstagebuch des Afrikakorps” i.e. the official war-diary stated, that the Africa-Korps was down to 41 operable tanks (Boog p. 730).
Their number could not be considerably augmented during the first phase of the battle i.e. in July but during Augus fresh tanks in considerable numbers arrived bringing the overall number of German tanks up to slightly over 200.
During the second phase of the battle, the battle of Alam Halfar (August 30 until September 8) the Germans lost 38 tanks (Boog p. 784)Before the third and final phase in OCtober the number of tanks could be brought up to 273 (Boog p. 788), i.e. both panzer-divisions were at full strength. Losses then mounted to about 200 tanks, ca. 80 of which had to be relinquished due to lack of fuel.
Taken all together at most 200 German tanks were “destroyed” during the battle.
So please do your homework before posting.
An Iron Hand in a Velvet Glove about 12 years ago
Boog/Rahn was discredited years ago.
Kombul Premium Member about 12 years ago
@ironhand
pathetic
wholescot Premium Member about 12 years ago
My dad was in Africa and he was SCOTTISH. Sick and tired of always hearing “England” as if the rest of Great Britain doesn’t exist. Is it any wonder we Scots dislike the English!