Clayton: Wow. Christmas is coming up fast.
Katy: Really? I feel like it'll never get here.
Clayton: There's so much I have to do.
Katy: Like what?
Clayton: I have to start my pre-Christmas behaving.
Katy: Ohmigosh. I almost forgot!
“To behave, or not to behave, that is the question—Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to sufferThe sales and bargains of outrageous shopping,Or to take arms against a sea of discounts,And by opposing, end them? To die, to sleep—No more; and by a sleep, to say we endThe heart-ache, and the black Friday salesThat flesh is heir to? ’Tis a consumerismDevoutly to be wished.”.Or something like that…
“To behave, or not to behave, that is the question—Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to sufferThe sales and bargains of outrageous shopping,Or to take arms against a sea of discounts,And by opposing, end them? To die, to sleep—No more; and by a sleep, to say we endThe heart-ache, and the black Friday salesThat flesh is heir to? ’Tis a consumerismDevoutly to be wished.”.Or something like that…