Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 21, 2015

Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone.

I hear ya buddy!

There are “breaks” on the car?

Just FYI, Panera Breads has a Dough-nation program, and every night they bag up their unsold bread and sweets, and donate them to a local food pantry or soup kitchen. You might ask about a similar arrangement at work. It has to be a “legitimate” charity, but most places are more than willing to do this.

Editors aren’t what they used to be.

They passed before his eyes, but they never touched the ground…

@KatzenbooksA woman wearing boxes for shoes, standing outside a Chipotle, said, “Can you buy me something to eat?” I went in and ordered. When I walked out the door, I said, “Do you still want something to eat?” and reached into my bag and held out a foil-wrapped burrito. She said, “Not that!” She should have been standing outside a Ruth’s Chris.

A car has ‘brakes’…

sigh

The decline of civilization is nigh…

It’s hard to think of life whilst pizzas are wrapping around your head.