Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 11, 2017

John Lennon called a capo a “cheater”.

It isn’t how old you look that matters, it’s how young you feel. My dad said all was good with him until he hit 40, then it was all downhill from there. I am in my late ’50’s, and so far so good.

At my job they asked that we read the serial number on our lockers and submit them to HR. I couldn’t read it! Made an appointment with the eye doctor.

If he was a woman he would have had to say “dearie” instead of “dear”.

I say “Cheaters” are hot car air-foils, and I’m stickin’ to it….

How boring life would be if we all acted our age. If my body would only act as young as my mind, life would be good!

Glasses are not a sign of old age. I have been wearing the since I was 5 years old. Then they were ugly.

If you’re having trouble with the fine print, Adam, zoom in. It’s not exactly rocket science, you know.

“Bingo.” It’s pronounced “bingo.” (If you’re still having trouble, I believe there’s an educational song about it involving a dog.)

I refer to mine as “visual aides.”